Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
— William Shakespeare (via camerongermain)
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artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

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toxicwinner:

theres no difference between watching australian tv and sucking wet concrete through a straw

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banging-ashtons:

OH MY GOD WHY

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swerveycorps:

sassyqueenhistoria:

swerveycorps:

swerveycorps:

what do you call your older brother who likes ponies

bronii-chan

stop

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me nd my cougar gf

  • me: babe i love your necklace
  • gf: thats me Life Alert®
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waynesworld1992:

waynesworld1992:

my anaconda dont want none unless u got nugs hun

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pizzaforpresident:

lilbrat7:

is avril lavigne scene or emo

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reallylameblog:

shut the fuck up Fox News

reallylameblog:

shut the fuck up Fox News

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dogmobile:

Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

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Orange is The New Black cast at the Emmy Awards 2014.

unclefather:

honey boo boo looks like an angry bridge troll

unclefather:

honey boo boo looks like an angry bridge troll

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